Brain Stem

December 22, 1999
dis or dat

you should tell everyone what the business accross the street is.
    - The EX

very well. across the street from my house is a funeral home. ook. well the block is VERRY quiet. yes. funny story. i was here in the house before i bought it, with my realtor and the inspector we hired. we were sitting at the dining table going over some things, and the inspector was going over some of his notes. i looked out the window to see a big semi that said "Batesville Casket Company" on the side of it. i looked over at my realtor to see if she saw it also, and she had, and after we left we started laughing at how surreal it was. my realtor was cool. i'm sure she still is. i havent talked to her in a while. she also helped me decorate my house. she was very pretty. but she was dating (now married to) this black belt in karate. they now have a really cute daughter who's picture in the form of an xmas card is on my mantle.

digressions aside, i am now soliciting new artwork to replace that piece of crap that graces the top of this page. please submit all artwork to: [email protected]      

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