at the book store tonite, an infant kept saying "barney book" - hence the title

also overheard at barnes and noble :
"dad, can we go to sharper image after this?"
"what kinda store is sharper image?"
uh... what kinda man doesnt know what sharper image is all about?!?!?!? only thing i could think of, is he was in a coma for a few decades. or out of the country.

oog. time to feed the puppy.